Former Playboy model Elsa Jean recalled a hilarious incident from a porn movie shoot that ended with a tearful male performer calling his parents and complaining that things weren’t going well
We’ve all had a bad day at work, but adult performer Elsa Jean has an on-set horror story that will put it all into perspective.
The former Playboy model was raised in a strict religious community in Ohio, US, before moving to the big city and getting into the porn business. Somehow, on-set drama follows her wherever she goes, but she shared her “weirdest ever day at work” with podcaster Holly Randall.
“I tend to have weird experiences on set,” Elsa said. “This one was out in Las Vegas, and usually when you shoot in Las Vegas you get on a 6.30 or 7am flight, so you’re up at three, you’re already in a bad mood”.
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The scene Elsa was shooting involved three girls and one male porn star. “The male talent, he was very cocky,” Elsa recalled, “and the first thing he said is ‘you guys are going to get my d*** hard today’.
“If I guy needs some help to get in the mood or whatever, OK, but for a guy to come out and say that, I’m already turned off…”
The bloke told everyone on the set that he’d had a late flight and was too tired to perform but he’d already annoyed Elsa with his attitude so she refused to help the bloke get himself ready.
He wouldn’t listen to Elsa, though, and demanded oral sex from the two other girls. Elsa warned him that he was in danger of reaching the finish line too soon, but to no avail.
They soon got down to it and, sure enough, everything came to a rapid, and very unsatisfactory, conclusion. “And when he [ejaculates], Elsa says, he’s screaming”.
The anxious male performer asked the director if he’d done well, and got a resounding “no”.
An effort to restart the scene didn’t go well, for which the bloke decided to blame Elsa, telling her it was her responsibility to make sure he had an erection.
Elsa was having none of that, and told him to go to the loo and sort himself out.
“So now he’s crying,” Elsa said, “and he goes into like a corner right but we’re all in the living room so i'm just laying on the floor …minding my own business".
“But then," Elsa adds, "I hear him crying and I look over and he’ shot his phone on speaker saying ‘Mommy’…
“He was on speakerphone with his mom and his dad on a three-way call and saying ‘Mom she’s yelling at me and I can’t get my d*** hard’ and she screamed at me’”.
Elsa, known to her mum as Sapphire Howell, is now one of the top 1% earners on OnlyFans, and catastrophic – although admittedly hilarious – incidents like that are why she has retired from mainstream studio porn.
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